I have been going through a drought, but this Diva landed her a nice guy with GREAT conversation (so I thought and y'all know I LOVE great convo) ..... Fast forward to the 1st conversation -> On the phone, going through my 40 questions (I don't do the 20 questions), question #3 for the Diva "Have you ever been to prison?" dudes response "yes." ....... Ok, let's hear him out ... Diva responds with a very, VERY concerned question "for what?" (I was expecting, Drugs) ... no No, NO ...
This fool was arrested for smuggling illegal aliens (Mexicans) across the border ... pause for laughter, shock and awe ... because I would've never guessed that one. So, after laughter & all that came with THAT confession we resumed with NORMAL conversation .... I come to the realization that he is really cool & I like his convo, not to mention this dude lost a bet to me & he said he would pay for my plane ticket to Miami ....
So we talked Sunday night and Monday morning ... Then Monday night we talked & he said that he was out getting a money order for a FRIEND ... cool, (I am hoping he has enough for my Miami plane ticket too) ... then he let me know that the darn money order was for his EX (of 5 months) who he is still in love with and WANTS back .... WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??? In the SAME breath this brother asked me would I still cook him a dinner one day .......................... I am going to let Y'all figure the Diva's response.
I swear, I am God's personal Court Jester ......
Just blogging,
Diva
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