I'm Back ............. Updates

Hello All! The Dallas Diva is back ................ sorry that I have not blogged in a while ........ I attempted to have a relationship .......... I left the suburbs and moved to Down Town Dallas & even made amends with the Ex & now the Ex has some chick stalking ME ......... WTH ... So let me give you a few updates & then the blogging will continue! Smuggie, the guy who got busted for smuggling illegal aliens, he is now JUST a friend, who is in love with some youngster, but calls me daily for guidance .. Since him I have met a teacher, WOW, my friends know how much I love a Brain, yes ....... Not so much! His nickname is BiCrazy (for Bipolar & Crazy) ... And then there is my EX, I dont have a nickname for him so he will be Dash* ... He wants to be my bestfriend & we have established our friendship, but his Girl is NOT trying to hear it. (i don't blame her, but he says they are NOT in a relationship) .... AND then there is the Situation ................. the Situation is just that a Situation that is keeping me on my toes ............... .............. Stay tuned yall ...

On the Prowl!

Sexy Saturday!

I am headed out with my besties for dinner & prowling for some fellas!

Stay tuned!

I THINK he made me MAD

Hello!

Ok, the smuggler made me mad! After a week of talking and laughing & me being Smuggies* personal counselor in regards to KeKe* (the woman that he is still in love with), he asked me out to dinner and a movie, I accepted because he was taking me to see Idris Elba (who cares what the name of the movie is, it is Idris Elba!). Smuggies and I have a strong understanding that I am NOT looking for a relationship (not with him anyway, just a cool friendship) so dinner and a movie is cool.

Pre Date:

I call one of my best friends and I tell her that I haven't really been out in a while & that I am sorta excited about getting out of this house and seeing a movie & good conversation (because he still has good convo); she was excited too, no expectations or anything, just FUN.

WAITING on date confirmation (time, etc ...):

Well around 8pm, I was cool & understood that this date was NOT gonna happen, I had chilled out & waiting on Jay Z & Betty White on Saturday Night live ................

I heard nothing from him until 8:45pm ... he called, Diva answered & he did NOT mention our date. He was at work and said that his job actually called him to make a run ...... note: {he is a truck driver, hence the smuggling charge} & his re-fill spot is close to my house, I asked him " so if I asked you to come over would you?" he said "yes" ... there was silence & then he said "do you want me to come over?" and Diva said "NO" ..... lmao @ this point. .. .. .. After some idle chit chat, I ended our call ....

oh, Oh OH ............... I forgot to tell you that KeKe goes to my Mom's church ................ OMG ............ and he goes with KeKe because he LOVES her sooooooooooooo much and WANTS her back ..............

Deletion:

He was deleted from the New Palm Pixi!

But he sent me a text message on Sunday morning and asked me if I was going to church, I told him no & he said that he was still going with KeKe ................. note: {he had already told me that @ church he would introduce me to KeKe, I told him that was ok he did not have to, but he said he did not want to appear rude to KeKe ... I understood that}.

Mind you, he is still deleted @ this point, I just know the prefix of his # ... he sent me a text and told me that I should have been @ church. Sermon was about Excess Baggage ..... Ok ................. So Smuggie called me and we talked & he told me that he told KeKe, that he was NOT going to keep begging her back or even wait on her..... But guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

He took KeKe to lunch after church to Cheddars! Was that my Saturday Dinner/Movie???? and on top of that, Smuggie asked me what I was doing, I said "on my way home" and then he said the ultimate .............................................................................................................. "I could come over to your house" (I didn't invite him, he is NOT gonna suck up MY txu air & WATCH MY cable, when KeKe got my meal {i didn't say that}... LOL) ................. he heard Utter SILENCE .... At that point I told him that I thought that not canceling our date the night before was rude & that he should WAIT to be invited to someones home....... He apologized & all was calm ....

BUT

he is deleted yet, again!

Just Blogging....

Diva

* the names have been changed to protect the Diva

You will NOT believe this one. I didn't.

I have been going through a drought, but this Diva landed her a nice guy with GREAT conversation (so I thought and y'all know I LOVE great convo) ..... Fast forward to the 1st conversation -> On the phone, going through my 40 questions (I don't do the 20 questions), question #3 for the Diva "Have you ever been to prison?" dudes response "yes." ....... Ok, let's hear him out ... Diva responds with a very, VERY concerned question "for what?" (I was expecting, Drugs) ... no No, NO ...

This fool was arrested for smuggling illegal aliens (Mexicans) across the border ... pause for laughter, shock and awe ... because I would've never guessed that one. So, after laughter & all that came with THAT confession we resumed with NORMAL conversation .... I come to the realization that he is really cool & I like his convo, not to mention this dude lost a bet to me & he said he would pay for my plane ticket to Miami ....

So we talked Sunday night and Monday morning ... Then Monday night we talked & he said that he was out getting a money order for a FRIEND ... cool, (I am hoping he has enough for my Miami plane ticket too) ... then he let me know that the darn money order was for his EX (of 5 months) who he is still in love with and WANTS back .... WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??? In the SAME breath this brother asked me would I still cook him a dinner one day .......................... I am going to let Y'all figure the Diva's response.

I swear, I am God's personal Court Jester ......

Just blogging,

Diva

Ok. I have not had a date or met anyone to date lately, I guess this is my drought. But I will say that every and I mean every man that I have met, from the Crazy who hung up on me, to the Stripper dude and George Foreman they have ALL eluded to sex like in the very 1st conversation. Now, I think I am a hot, jazzy Woman, but I don't think I exude sex or come across as a sexaholic or as someone that would just say "ooh, ok come on over Daddy" .. When I meet a man I am like a shy nerd, so dudes telling me about their "special skills" and that they need to get their tongue rings back (a guy really told me that & he was 42 years old), really does not impress me.

Anyway, I hadn't blogged in a while nor had a date, I just thought I should put something on here ...

"On to the Next One" - Jay Z

Diva

Major PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok .... So I met this guy, we will call hm Minor* ... Apparently I met him a week ago, I didn't remember (oops) ............ Well, he just asked me out on a date, he said that he has to make sure that he will have some money & then he asked me if I buy food stamps (WTF) ............ I am only going on this date for blogging purposes only .... Dude looks like a mini George Foreman & I can barely understand what he is saying. Uuuuuuuuuuugh! I can't believe that I signed up for this. LOL ..

By the way, I am listening to him talk to me on the phone as I type.

So, I killed Cupid!!!!!

Well, my Valentine Day date bailed on me. I would be lying to you if I were to say that I wasn't a little taken aback by the lack of the date. It's not the fact that I didn't have the date, it's the fact that I stressed to this Man (and I use that term loosely), that I was not trying to snag a V-day date, Sunday was just the only day that I had available. I had been snowed in for 2 days & me and the ladies planned a girls night out on Saturday and I just wanted to hang. Well needless to say he showed up at girls night & so I left the girls a little early to go have dinner with him & he was STILL talking about our date on V-Day .....I again told him, well since we are hanging out tonight don't let me bombard your VDay, Dude said "oh no, no "Diva"**, I want to spend as much time with you as I can, I am excited about hanging out with you on Sunday" and in true Diva fashion, I batted these lashes, flexed my "girls" & tilted my head and said "ooooo, how sweet OK then we are still on".

Sunday morning, I wake up & get ready for Sunday brunch with the single ladies crew, I got all Diva'd up and hit the streets of downtown Dallas on All Star Weekend Sunday (you feel me) had a wonderful brunch with the girls & Dude even sent me a text saying Hello ... By days end, I sent him a text to verify date, time and location, NO RESPONSE, so then I called, NO ANSWER .... I called V & coordinated a time for she and I to meet at our favorite spot. V and I went out & we had a great time. Still I did not hear from Dude, but the Diva was cool.

...........fast forward to Fat Tuesday

I was enjoying a Fat Tuesday Happy Hour with some friends and I noticed that I had a missed call from Dude, after I leave Papadeaux and headed to my next spot to collect some more beads for "Mardi Gras" I return his call & no answer ... I let it ride .... I called him today and he answered ............

wait for it .................

Wait for it .....................................

WAIT For it ..................................................

Dude said he re-triggered an old injury & he was in the hospital ............................

Just Blogging ...........

Diva

**names have been changed to protect the Diva